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Gary Kleckner was always a little different than all the other boys at school. He was well liked and all, but when it came to certain physical dimensions Gary was a little left of field. He covered it up well for a lot of years, but he always had that urge to break free of his physical differences.
You see in 1965 Gary found himself with two serious problems. The first was he'd just bought himself a plain old 1955 Nomad. And the second was he had this massive set of balls tucked away in his trouser leg!
The kind of massive balls that separates the men from the boys. The kind of massive balls that needs to be expressed in the fine artistic dance of the wheel stand. The kind of massive balls that.....well, you get the idea.
What was the poor bugger to do but to wedge a 425 Oldsmobile motor in the ass end of his grocery getter and terrorise the streets with his wheel standing antics. This fucker was road registered!
Gary's massive balls became well known. Some said he had no choice but to pop wheelies, others said it was just in his blood, for Gary he just said "Let's get the fuck outta Dodge." Amen Gary, amen.