New Caddy.....Maybe

I saw this car for sale on Gumtree for $6,900 and thought 'fuck that's cheap must be missing a one in front of the six' for a rust free New Mexico car with good interior. So i called the number to see what was up and i get a guy who says wrong number. No sweat broseph, I'll just email in the off chance the persons lost their marbles, but i hear nothing back for 4 days.
Until today - Some "Doctor" named Abigale who works crazy hours and just left to go back to the UK needs to sell her low mileage, always garaged with full service history car thats GREAT on fuel ASAP.
Holy shit a Caddy that's great on fuel, with a 54 year service history! fuck me the stars are aligning Little Docco! The catch is it's in Sydney (even though it was advertised as being in Brisbane) but all i have to do is give my money to a trusted third party website, wait two weeks until i realise i got scammed and have a hot sensation similar to a red hot poker being prodded in my ass. This is going to be the best Christmas ever!