Grooming Tips 101

People often ask me "Doc how do you get your beard so luxurious?" Condition rinse and repeat. They also want to know whats happening with the hotrod? I'm waiting on parts man, shit i told you already, I'm all talk no action!
Anyways the old rusty Hemi goes to the machine shop tomorrow so i can throw wads of cash at it to make it work or at least see if it can be made to work. I got my doubts but if it doesn't at least i got a sweet beard to fall back on. And isn't that what lifes all about?