Grooming Tips 101

People often ask me "Doc how do you get your beard so luxurious?" Condition rinse and repeat. They also want to know whats happening with the hotrod? I'm waiting on parts man, shit i told you already, I'm all talk no action!
Anyways the old rusty Hemi goes to the machine shop tomorrow so i can throw wads of cash at it to make it work or at least see if it can be made to work. I got my doubts but if it doesn't at least i got a sweet beard to fall back on. And isn't that what lifes all about?

Sickening

Crazy cruisers of Geneva's club garage.

Daves Whip

Dave i would definitely pay money to see you ghost ride this whip.
Dave is a good friend, he has to be he knows too many of my secrets, but if i found him naked with a belt around his neck performing that choking wanking thing they do, i would definitely rearrange his body to look like a suicide. He's that good a friend!
P.S. ditch the rims.

Moon Shooter

Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do.
I am he, and she is she and you're the only you.
No one else has got your eyes, can see the things you see.
It's up to you to change your life, and your life's not up to me.
The problems that you suffer are from problems that you make.
The shit we have to climb through is the shit we choose to take.
If you don't like the life you live, change it now it's yours.
Nothing has effect if you don't recognise the cause.

Quitting my job to become a bush poet slash wheel standing stunt pilot. Which ever one gets more bitches.

SpeedShop

Found an old photo of me from back in 68' throwing down some hard earned cash for this sweet tyre. Never could afford the other one.

Dragster

My old dragster is looking a little worse for wear. I gave it a quick hose and a wipe down and cruised the badlands of my neighbourhood. Needless to say i'm not as fit as i once was.

Thats Fuckin' Art

I know art mate and that's fuckin' it!
I cut some ally up and made a box to practice some welds after having an attack of the shaky hands after the xmas break. I did some more welding today and it looked worse than this so I'm thinking about joining the arts and craft movement and selling 'Folk' art to the tourists.

Originally it went in the bin but i guy at work fished it out and did a quick polish jobie, so now with a plant in it and I'm going to give it to me dear ol' mum. In give i mean sell.

Ride Through The Skull

Literally.