Saturday, February 25, 2012

You Wouldn't Like It

It's a pretty crap place.
Full of weird dudes with impressive beards
and crazy boozers.
Best you stay home and leave the good times up to someone else.


Terry "FISH" Gill. He was here for a good time not for a long time.
My dad gets around a bit these days, he used to work in shearing sheds when he was younger and goes bush whenever he can. He took this photo at East McDonals, which is just an hours drive from the middle of nowhere.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Grooming Tips 101

People often ask me "Doc how do you get your beard so luxurious?" Condition rinse and repeat. They also want to know whats happening with the hotrod? I'm waiting on parts man, shit i told you already, I'm all talk no action!
Anyways the old rusty Hemi goes to the machine shop tomorrow so i can throw wads of cash at it to make it work or at least see if it can be made to work. I got my doubts but if it doesn't at least i got a sweet beard to fall back on. And isn't that what lifes all about?

Wednesday, February 15, 2012


Crazy cruisers of Geneva's club garage.

Daves Whip

Dave i would definitely pay money to see you ghost ride this whip.
Dave is a good friend, he has to be he knows too many of my secrets, but if i found him naked with a belt around his neck performing that choking wanking thing they do, i would definitely rearrange his body to look like a suicide. He's that good a friend!
P.S. ditch the rims.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Moon Shooter

Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do.
I am he, and she is she and you're the only you.
No one else has got your eyes, can see the things you see.
It's up to you to change your life, and your life's not up to me.
The problems that you suffer are from problems that you make.
The shit we have to climb through is the shit we choose to take.
If you don't like the life you live, change it now it's yours.
Nothing has effect if you don't recognise the cause.

Quitting my job to become a bush poet slash wheel standing stunt pilot. Which ever one gets more bitches.

Saturday, February 11, 2012


Found an old photo of me from back in 68' throwing down some hard earned cash for this sweet tyre. Never could afford the other one.

Sunday, February 5, 2012


My old dragster is looking a little worse for wear. I gave it a quick hose and a wipe down and cruised the badlands of my neighbourhood. Needless to say i'm not as fit as i once was.