Best use of extra doors A.K.A No fat chicks.
Sometimes during a project you can find yourself at a cross roads. Do i just paint my one tonner now or do i just spend every sunday for the next three years adding an extra cab. Its a pretty easy choice and the proof is quite clearly in the pudding. Not only do you save material on the ute tray but you get an easy back seat for your double leg amputee mates.
Best use of food props A.K.A. Snack attackYou know when your at a car show and you see a car and think theres just something missing to make it really stand out. Now i'm not talking about the lack of fox tail aerial accessories, or making sure the period correct Betty Boop sticker is in line with the rear chrome mould, it's the missing x-factor. And BAM it's food bitches. Now every dick knows you can't just use any old food i'm talking gimme some mustard on that milk shake stat!!!
Best Trailer A.K.A Grim Sleeper
I'm almost certain the only reason girls won't sleep with me is because everyone knows to get a girl naked you need an old hearse. I mean nothing says "Hey ladies, wanna take a ride?" more than a car that had hundreds of dead people oozing dead juices all over the place. Now that's all well and good but what do you do when theres no room left for your black coat, top hat and fake fangs? Build a sweet coffin trailer that's what. This guy must be kicking goals with the ladies all over the place and not the desperate 4a.m ones i luck out on.
Best Mannequin A.K.A. Quit ya yappin
So you got outbid on a sweet hearse on ebay so there goes and chance with the ladies this weekend. Again. Don't worry homeboy grab the dummies and hit the road.All the fellas without hearses know the best thing about dating a mannequin is that they never talk back. Sometimes i just want to sit around in my Elvis jumpsuit and not worry about having uneven sideburns.
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