Makin' Bacon

Toilet bacon is the best!

Hanger Hang Ups

In 30 years do you think you'll ever see a day when a Holden Taliban or Toyota Al Qida 4X4 is parked in an R.S.L parking lot? Imagine how awesomely impractical an airplane hanger would be in your backyard and that little beetle that has lived in the old mop bucket for the last four weeks, you know the one? the little green one that attacks the welding rod when you poke him? yeah that one, what does he eat? theres only water in there and why is he still alive?

I 100% guarantee you this shit went through my head today. And I'm freeing that beetle tomorrow.

Cool

But what is it? A sectioned Lincoln?

Macho Man on Coke

Probably the funniest video i've seen in a long time. R.I.P. Macho Man

Dirty Jobs

Got sent this.

Dude my high horse will never get sent to pasture and i have a team of mechanics to ensure my soap box is in ship shape condition at all times...

U.S.A. U.S.A...

Bomb there towns and take there oil.

47

I'm sure this would be fun to drive.

Part Three

Aka The Dr Love patented Super Sweep 2000 or frame template for short.
Instead of forking out the going price of $400 and repairing and boxing up a rusty original Model A frame, i decided long ago i was going to fabricate my own.
Now i may be a border line cocktail lover but i draw my gayness in at a T-bucket frame. You know the ones, just two flat frame rails with an after thought crossmember.
So that being said i needed a template to mark out the shape of a Model A frame onto some 4x2 box. You can find chassis dimension drawings on the internet easy enough.
Now i work with aluminium every day so i cut a flat piece 4 inch wide and marked out the dimensions. Now the drawings don't tell you the radius of the swoop so i had to improvise a little with my patented super sweep. Here's what it looked like behind the smoke and mirrors. My patented bendy ruler technique gives a suitable radius to mark from. The actual radius in this photo looked bad when i cut it out so i started again and made a second one.


The final template is as shows. I was happy with the outcome but looking at the photo it looks a little off. Might be the angle of the photo i think.

Part Two

< If you've been round long enough you'd know about the 39' ford we pulled out of the side of a creek next to a house made of ginger bread.
Well these are the brakes, and if completely rooted had a theme song these would need a full orchestra because there fucked.
The only salvageable parts are one backing plate and hopefully the two pretty worn spindles if i can get a king pin out of the second one.
There was too much effort gone into getting these parts to not try and use something.

Labour Day

A day of rest for the people whose only productive asset is their ability to work. Enjoy it.

Car Show

I don't even care no more.

Good relaxing beers though.

Dude!

Seriously. I know were mates but what is this sitting in my driveway?
I feel like two extremely rich friends that play expensive practical jokes on each other, because it would take a good one to top this!!!
Its been alleged that this is a 51' Chev ute in need of full restoration or wrecking, but i think wires may have been crossed on the exact condition because it is so bad that seeing it in my driveway when i got home was actually hilarious.
Wheres the roof?


Does anyone have any idea on what diff this is? Was told it was supposed to be a 10 bolt but not like anything we've seen.By the way if anyone thinks they can use anything off it message me here or email docdewar@live.com.au

Tales From The Road

The old folks are on the classic around Australia trip at the moment and have strict instructions to report back with any old car findings.
They sent me pictures of these two well worn cars found in the Northern Territory, but I'd only be guessing what they are.

How To Build A Hotrod

A.K.A. Step 1- Turn this steel Slowly into

This chassis table
Ok how do i start this?

For the last two or more years I have deliberately stopped myself talking about the so called hotrod i was always going to build after listening to myself tell a friend about the hotrod i was collecting parts for.

I was having a moment in time when the words coming out of my mouth just sounded like a self professed wanker and seemed to be going against the code of- Do'ers and Gonna Do'ers.

Do'ers just shut up and build cars without all the fan fair and self promotion, whilst Gonna Do'ers just well.... shout the loudest.

So here goes. I'm going to post my exploits of building a Model A roadster both good and bad. I've never done this before, I'm just a mechanic that can weld a little, and in reality my little world was safer when i could just talk about building it instead of actually having to build it.

Don't expect updates every week but follow along at what I'm sure will be at a slow and steady pace to not having to shout anymore.

An easy way to make an adjustable leg for an uneven surface. Weld a nut to a plate and use a bolt and locking nut as the adjuster. Simple.

Gold

Its a limited edition bitch. Cheer up, if she leaves that toy unopened for 30 years it'll be worth more than the used Toyota and who'll be enjoying the last laugh then toots.

Cringe Worthy

In the words of a good mate "Have a fuckin go a ya!"
I'm definitely glad my girlfriend never agreed to do this show, it will be a visual shit stain on a t.v. screen.
The tattoo gravy train left the station years ago and the flogged horse died already.

F.E.D Friday

Beauty follows function no better than a front engined dragster.

Dodgey Brakes

I think i found the problem.

AutoSpectacular

Some how found myself out at Willowbank Raceway today for a car show i thought would be really small but was surprised how many cool cars turned up. A lot of cars you don't normally see getting round at other shows where there just due to the relaxed atmosphere and no real rules on what cars can turn up. There was everything from a Manx buggy to a new Lamborghini. Here's just a few photos i took...... Perfect shape, perfect stance and even the chrome wheels don't look that bad.

Super straight body. It had some ghost airbrushed graphics on the boot but i didn't bother looking to see what it was properly. Airbrushing is not my thing.

A little hard to see but this Buick was dripping in red metal flake.

The best part of the whole day was taking the Valiant for a cruise out there for a test run. (no photos sorry) I'd planned to take the car for a solo run around my house today in case i broke down and had to tow it back but various circumstances meant i could have someone follow me to Willowbank and decided at the last minute to nervously try my luck and low and behold the old girl never skipped a beat....... well almost. More to come on that but the best part was a few thumbs up from fellow motorists and having a pink 55 Chev wagon pull out from the side of the freeway whilst i was hauling 80 miles an hour blowing out a few cob webs. Needless to say i just about shit myself. All and all very happy though, i even cracked a smile thinking about how far its come.

Cook

What a nutter. VW motor direct drive and no flywheel cover from the looks, laying a black line at the old Adelaide International Raceway.

Got Emailed This

Bent rod.

$590,000

U.S. dollars. Can't blame a man for trying but I don't see it selling anytime soon.

Red Merc

Red Merc and an early morning.

Why?

Girls and plugs.... i don't see the relationship. By the looks this plugs too cold to run in most motors, probably made for an air cooled motor???? Because i know that's what you were thinking.